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Scientific team of specialists initiates
and finalizes the quest for eternal life.
After investigating and trying all methods and promises to eternal life including the fountain of youth, heaven, reincarnation and time travel, they found a simple logical scientific solution, available to all currently mortal common men and women. After watching this movie you will achieve immortality or your money back guaranteed.
No FDA approval required.
Warning: Do not watch this movie if you want to die like everyone else.
THE SECRET OF ETERNAL LIFE
Deep in the jungle of a Caribbean island, Dr.W, a chubby Nobel prize winner, regretted agreeing to participate in the ridiculous search for the fountain of youth, even with his identity protected by a mask. But since he didn't stop complaining about insects, one would wonder if his colleagues or students wouldn't recognize his voice and round physic if they watched the documentary.

Ariana, historian and philosopher, the proud owner of the latest Spanish map was certain that the fountain of youth truly existed. This attractive out of style university teacher did not expect to find eternal life or youth, but a mineral water that could be an age retardant.

Silvio, a young Italian padre and mathematician, that women would find handsome but men a little gay looking, enjoyed nature, and expressed his confidence that eternal life in heaven was a mathematical and religious certainty.

Max, the filmmaker fitness fanatic athletic athlete, stepped on a snake on purpose. Since the head was the target no counter strike was possible. Capturing in detail the death of the reptile with his camera, he reminded everyone, that fountain of youth water boiled snake, with pepper, was the dinner menu.

Pandora, an emmo Gothic brunette biochemist, was disgusted with Max, and told him that only respecting life will lead to longer or eternal life.

Max said he would die at 130. Pandora replied "not if someone steps on your head."