When a luxury passenger cruise starship rear ends a Belluvian cargo vessel, getting stuck in space with filthy rude Alien weirdos was not on the crew's plan. Being able to call 1-800-Stuck-in-Space for the first time is a relief, since they didn't know the towing service crew was made of filthy rude Earth weirdos.

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Captain Dirt and co-pilot Stock were quickly eating lunch, sitting on surfboards on a purple beach of Belluvia, when they got the call. They had planned to surf the famous Belluvian reversed gravity waves for a long time and could not wait to see what kind of idiot fender bender had spoiled their deserved time off.

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